Do It Yourself: A History Of Music In Medway.


We’re back with a super sexy live gig and it’s free entry!

Super Luxury are an awesome live band from Leeds. Noise rock in the key of Party.

Ragweed are another awesome live band from Brighton. You might have seen them before because they’re pretty popular here. They’re touring with Punching Swans. They make beautiful heavy punky grungey stuff.

Punching Swans are a local band on the Skingasm Records label who’ve recently had a session with DJ John Kennedy, Xfm and are about to embark on their first tour of the UK.

Bear vs Manero are also local and well known for their tasty moves and lungeing. They’ve got a new album out very soon and their new stuff is heavier than an osmium mammoth’s nutsack. You will like.

Poco Loco, Chatham/Rochester, doors at 8pm.

It’s Terry Nutloaf (Greg from Punching Swans and Tom from The Parade) with their brutally glorious rendition of We All Stand Together, complete with bassy frog chorus. Amazing.

Get it here.

You can also download all the tracks in one zip file at that link.

Thanks to all of you for playing and supporting Motherboy Noise through this difficult but incredibly fun year. We hope to make 2015 even better! Merry Noisemas. xx


It’s Black Light Brigade doing ‘Little Drummer Boy’. A bit like the Slow Tail track from Day 9, this is another one for your Eraserhead themed Christmas dinner party.

Get it here.


Have some gorgeous post-rock from Upcdownc. This is the band that, many moons ago, got me into local music. If it weren’t for these guys, there’d probably be no Motherboy. So, thanks, dudes 🙂

Get ‘Will you there when I die hard? (ode to joy) here.


We’re going even darker for the weekend before Christmas with an industrial version of ‘White Christmas’ that wouldn’t sound out of place in Eraserhead. It’s by Slow Tail, a two piece consisting of Dan and Luke from Bear Vs Manero.

Get it here.


We bring you something awesomely heavy. It’s whitedevilwhitedevil with their original track ‘Whitechristmaswhitechristmas’. Enjoy. We certainly did.

Get it here


It’s the ever beautiful Screen Wives with their take on Wham!’s Last Christmas.

You might remember Screen Wives from the Skingasm Halloween gig. Hopefully they’ll be back next year to play more gigs for us.

Download the track here


It’s Intergluteal, a two piece formed by Pete (Bear Vs Manero, Bad Taxidermy) and Suzanne (Frau Pouch, Black Light Brigade) with a doom/post hardcore cover of Run The Jewels’ ‘A Christmas Fucking Miracle’.

Get it here!


We bring you Punching Swans and their balls out rocking version of Aled Jones’ The Snowman.

There may be a video coming soon. We’ll post it when we get a link.

Meanwhile, download the song here. It’s spiffing. Merry Noisemas, swanlings!